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Top 10 Movies
#1  5 American Histor... (1998)
#2  4.75 Super Troopers (2001)
#3  4.25 Dodgeball: A Tr... (2004)
#4  3.8 Cube (1997)
#5  3.56 Spiderman (2002)
 
Worst 10 Movies
#1  1.86 Hackers (1995)
#2  2.45 Monty Python - ... (1975)
#3  3.56 Spiderman (2002)
#4  3.8 Cube (1997)
#5  4.25 Dodgeball: A Tr... (2004)

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Amelie (2001)
[R] Restricted

posted by Zach
(1 vote)
[view] [add] Amelie, an innocent and naive girl in Paris, with her own sense of justice, decides to help those around her and along the way, discovers love.
American Beauty (1999)
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posted by riscphree
(3 votes)
[view] [add] A man tells his tale of how he turned his miserable life around and turned everyone else's upside down as a result. This is something that leaves you saying...MORE MORE.
American History X (1998)
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posted by wEEzEl
(5 votes)
[view] [add] A movie about a neo-nazi parolee who changes the life of his younger brother
Cube (1997)
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posted by riscphree
(5 votes)
[view] [add] Wow, this movie looks like crap, but totally the opposite. It doesnt have the actors/actresses in fancy costumes/makeup. And its set in cubes (hence the name) but its mainly the drama and the conversations that take place. Deals with math, so its great for nerds ;) And the ending was different than most normal Hollywood films. This is a must-see, if you havnt.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
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posted by shadow
(4 votes)
[view] [add] Peter LaFleur is a charismatic underachiever and proprietor of a rundown gym called Average Joe's. The facility's ecclectic clientele of decidedly less-than-average Joes is comprised of: a self-styled pirate; a scrawny nerd who dreams of impressing an unattainable cheerleader; an obsessive aficionado of obscure sports; a dim-witted young man; and a cocky know-it-all who, of course, really knows nothing. Peter's humble gym catches the eye of White Goodman, the power-mullet-sporting, Fu-Manchu-d, egomaniacal owner of Globo Gym, a gleaming monolith of fitness. White intends to take over Average Joe's, and Peter's non-existent bookkeeping is making it all too easy for him. A foreclosing bank has stationed attorney Kate Veatch inside Average Joe's to finalize Globo's takeover of the gym. But Peter's boyish charms win her over and Kate joins his team of social rejects to beat the odds--and their own ineptitude--to try to save Average Joe's. How? A showdown dodgeball competition against Globo Gym. [imdb.com]
Elephant (2003)
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posted by Dark Screen
(1 vote)
[view] [add] A violent incident rocks the students and faculty at a high school in Portland, Oregon.

HORRIBLE MOVIE.
Hackers (1995)
[PG-13] Parents Strongly Cautioned

posted by Zach
(7 votes)
[view] [add] A young boy is arrested by the Secret Service for writing a virus, and banned from using a computer until his 18th birthday.
Hellboy (2004)
[PG-13] Parents Strongly Cautioned

posted by Zach
(3 votes)
[view] [add] A demon, raised from infancy after being conjured by and rescued from the Nazis, grows up to become a defender against the forces of darkness.
Holes (2003)
[PG] Parental Guidance Suggested

posted by Zach
(1 vote)
[view] [add] A wrongfully convicted boy is sent to a brutal desert detention camp where he joins the job of digging holes for some mysterious reason.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
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posted by Zach
(1 vote)
[view] [add] The Bride continues her vengeance quest against her ex-boss, Bill, and his associates.
Ladykillers, The (2004)
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posted by shadow
(2 votes)
[view] [add] A remake of the 1955 comedy, the story revolves around a Southern professor who puts together a group of thieves to rob a casino. They rent a room in an old woman's house, but soon she discovers the plot and they must kill her, a task that is more difficult than it seems. [source: http://www.imdb.com]
Lost In Translation (2003)
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posted by Zach
(2 votes)
[view] [add] Two Americans meet and spend a wonderful week in Tokyo.
Matrix, The (1999)
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posted by shadow
(3 votes)
[view] [add] Computer hacker Thomas Anderson has lived a relatively ordinary life--in what he thinks is the year 1999--until he is contacted by the enigmatic Morpheus who leads him into the real world. In reality, it is 200 years later, and the world has been laid waste and taken over by advanced artificial intelligence machines. The computers have created a false version of 20th-century life--the "Matrix"--to keep the human slaves satisfied, while the AI machines draw power from the humans. Anderson, pursued constantly by "Agents" (computers who take on human form and infiltrate the Matrix), is hailed as "The One" who will lead the humans to overthrow the machines and reclaim the Earth. [imdb.com]
Matrix: Reloaded, The (2003)
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posted by shadow
(2 votes)
[view] [add] Roughly six months after the original "Matrix", Neo begins to have nightmares about Trinity plunging to her death. Meanwhile, the rebels have returned to the city of Zion to learn that 250,000 sentinels are digging towards them in order to seek Zion and wipe out the human resistance. The Oracle gives Neo instructions to find the keymaker and seek out the source. If Neo fails the mission, then the rebellion will be crushed, and the machines will win the war. [imdb.com]
Matrix: Revolutions, The (2003)
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posted by shadow
(3 votes)
[view] [add] The machine army continues to drill towards Zion. Within hours, they will overrun the population of the Zionites and lay extinction to human kind. Meanwhile, Neo is held captive by the Merovingian at a train station. Trinity & Morpheus set out on a journey to release him from a mysterious train operator. Also, Smith resumes his quest to kill "Mr. Anderson" as he reveals his identity into the real world and resumes to replicate his program inside the system of The Matrix, causing it to decay. All hope is placed in the freed Neo, who must travel to the city of the machines in the Logos ship with Trinity and bargain to save each kingdom from destruction by finishing Smith once and for all. But even with his new powers over the sentinels, will he be able to fight them off? [imdb.com]
Monty Python - The Search for the Holy Grail (1975)
[PG] Parental Guidance Suggested

posted by Bulletbait
(11 votes)
[view] [add] Classic comedy movie. You kind of have to like british comedy to appreciate it fully, but not completely. Come on, which of us has not seen this movie??
PCU (1994)
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posted by Zach
(3 votes)
[view] [add] A high school senior visits college for the weekend, and stay at the wildest house on campus in this classic tale of anti-political-correctness.
Spiderman (2002)
[PG-13] Parents Strongly Cautioned

posted by Zach
(9 votes)
[view] [add] When bitten by a genetically modified spider, a nerdy high school student gains spider-like abilities which he must eventually use to fight evil as a superhero.
Spiderman 2 (2004)
[PG-13] Parents Strongly Cautioned

posted by shadow
(3 votes)
[view] [add] Peter Parker's having a rough time. His double life as the superhero Spider-Man is having a devastating impact on his civilian life. Things are so bad he declares that he's quitting, and never putting on the suit again. However, his sense of duty forces him to become a hero again when the brilliant scientist Dr. Otto Octavius is deformed in an accident and becomes Dr. Octopus. With four metal tentacles sticking out of his back, he'll prove to be a more than worthy opponent for Spider-Man. [imdb.com]
Super Size Me (2004)
[PG-13] Parents Strongly Cautioned

posted by deranged_donut
(1 vote)
[view] [add] An irreverent look at obesity in America and one of its sources - fast food corporations.
Super Troopers (2001)
[R] Restricted

posted by Zach
(8 votes)
[view] [add] Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.
The Godfather (1972)
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posted by riscphree
(0 votes)
[view] [add] A Mafia boss' innocent son gets involved in the bloody family business when his father is critically wounded in a mob hit. The acting is SUPERB! The drama just captures you. And I quote "Monumental Filmmaking and Arguably the Greatest Movie Ever".
The Last Samurai (2003)
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posted by Zach
(3 votes)
[view] [add] An American military advisor embraces the Samurai culture he was hired to destroy after he is captured in battle.
Thirteen Conversations About One Thing (2001)
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posted by Zach
(1 vote)
[view] [add] The lives of a lawyer, an actuary, a housecleaner, a professor, and the people around them intersect as they ponder order and happiness in the face of life's cold unpredictability.
Toxic Avenger (1985)
[M] Mature

posted by nebraskamanbeef
(1 vote)
[view] [add] Comedy..........makes fun of 80's slasher movies......
Troy (2004)
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posted by Zach
(2 votes)
[view] [add] In the year 1193 B.C., Paris, a prince of Troy stole Helen, Queen of Sparta, away from her husband, Menelaus, setting the kingdoms of Mycenaean Greece at war with Troy. The Greeks began a bloody siege at Troy that lasted over ten years. Achilles was the greatest hero among the Greeks, while Hector, the eldest son of Priam, King of Troy, embodied the hopes of the people of his city.
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
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posted by Zach
(3 votes)
[view] [add] A convict, sent back in time to stop a devastating plague, is sent too far back and is hospitalized as insane.
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
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posted by shadow
(3 votes)
[view] [add] Police investigating an exploded boat on a San Pedro pier discover 27 bodies and $91 million worth of drug money. The only survivors are a severely burned and very scared Hungarian terrorist and Verbal Kint, a crippled con-man. Reluctantly, Kint is pressurised into explaining exactly what happened on the boat. His story begins six weeks earlier with five criminals being dragged in by New York police desperate for suspects on a hijacked truck and ends with the possible identification of a criminal mastermind. [imdb.com]
Very Bad Things (2001)
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posted by shadow
(2 votes)
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